you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
