Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
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how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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