What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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