Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
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Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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