It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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