It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
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I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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