Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
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then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
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When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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