I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
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I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
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Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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