I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
There r osticjed everywhere
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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