Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Randomize
