I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
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I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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