dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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