i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I just want nice things and good sex
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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