areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
How naked do you want me to be?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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