how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
no you cant smoke seaweed
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
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I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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