I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
