At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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