hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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