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I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
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I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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