Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
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Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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