If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
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I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
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its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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