I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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