its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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