He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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