Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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