Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
How naked do you want me to be?
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