That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
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I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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