Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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