3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Screwed.edu
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Never joke about your clitoris.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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