i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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