Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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