Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Randomize
