everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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