Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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