if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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