redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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