Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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