Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
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She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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