barbara walters just said penis...
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
