I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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