I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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