I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
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then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Never joke about your clitoris.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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