On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
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I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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