before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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