its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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