After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
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The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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