The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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