The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
God, I missed his penis.
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