He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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