Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I am in a vortex of obligation.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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