How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
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My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
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We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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