She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
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She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
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After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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