There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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