Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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